Posted 9 hours ago

brookeeverdeen:

peetaspenis:

brookeeverdeen:

*gales voice*  what if everyone just stopped blogging?

*katniss voice* they wont

*gales voice* what about yahoo? what if they fuck it up?

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*katniss voice* I just can’t afford to think like that

*peetas voice* katniss you cant afford anything

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obliviousruska:

richarcl:

what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle

did you mean eurovision

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sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

Posted 10 hours ago

mangums:

It has been an honour procrastinating with you all.

Posted 10 hours ago

consultingdemon:

lucifersblog:

consultingdemon:

artificial grape flavor was made by satan

Well if we have that much suffering and despair, we might as well use it to flavour things up in your world.

i literally posted this six months ago why is it still going around

Posted 10 hours ago

the-angels-have-teslas-at-221b:

hetaliagirl104:

oflittlenote:

hetaliagirl104:

This is for an assignment that is due tomorrow.

Reblog if you think that Harry Potter should NOT be on the banned books list because it features Magic, sets bad examples, and because of dark themes. 

Thanks.

Reblog if you think the Twilight series should be banned because it features rape culture, glorifies abusive relationships, and is just a horrible book series overall.

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” I found a liquor store.” “And?” “And I drank it.”

(Source: supernaturaldaily)